things i hate. part 1 of 3333333333333333333333

The Sylvan Learning Center commercials.
these make me believe in myself. you know the kid with the ted koppel haircut (i couldn't find a picture of him) struggles with school, but he REALLY REALLY wants to do well. he finally goes to sylvan, and now, he's able to: read ghost stories to his friends, get 'excellent' on his papers, get a girlfriend, all whilst maintaining his lucious ted koppel locks. OH OH and the one where he puts his 'excellent' paper on a skateboard and rolls it towards his mother. and his mother goes "NOW, I TOLD YOU NO SKATEBOARDING IN THE......" then she sees the test. picks it up. a single tear falls. the child looks on proudly. i'm gonna go punch someone in the neck now.

DEAL! (or no deal?)

BACON CHEDDAR CURLY FRIES
BACON CHEDDAR CURLY FRIES
BACON CHEDDAR CURLY FRIES

AND ONLY FOR $2.99!

so i applied for a game show. Deal or No deal with dorkus malorkus Howie Mandell is filming in Toronto. i apparently made it past round one with my hilarious online application. oh my prowess with a keyboard. i answered three fields with "Boring!!" and apparently the bitches liked that.

they called last night and asked for my picture, and pictures of my five 'supporters' that i would bring, along with phone/email info. if you are contacted, remember to be very PRO JILL. i am not, i repeate NOT the kind of person who swears at small children at a Raptors game (i'll tell you about that unfortunate incident at another time)

anyways, wish me luck.