ZOMG!!! HILTON IN DA CUFFS!

hey. um, guys, when you get a boner, how do you get rid of it?


just asking.

Here she is, world!!! Li'l Suri Cruise!!

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no, but seriously, folks. here she is in all her Asian Elvis glory:

I mean, WTF? why did tom and katie feel the need to kidnap a pregnant chinese lady, drug her, and then steal her baby? what would L. ron say?