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i've got 'artistic' block. i've got about 8 jobs to design, and can't think of anything. too bad i didn't get paid to check gossip blogs all day. i'd be able to buy a solid gold house.


this sucks!

this one was unfortunately in color.

i had the most disgusting, yet intriguing dream last night. i don't remember 'em too much, so this is pretty cool.

started out normally, and then people around me, really close to me (i.e., mom, dad, bro, best friends) died. or disappeared, can't remember which. the only person i knew left was this stupid bitch i work with. and she was telling me i was crazy, and that these people never existed. so it turns out, i have some kind of 'brain disease,' or so says the CEO of our company, Dr. Jack. (he has a doctorate in fucking sociology, not brain surgery)

but he knows how to fix it. tells me it ain't gonna be pretty, and sort of cuts my face off, but not entirely off, it still just kind of sits there, on top of my skull. then he starts doing stuff, and all this weird liquid starts coming out of every facial cavity, ears, nose, eyes, mouth, pretty gross. and then, a bunch of worms come shooting out of my mouth, and i'm cured. everyone is alive again, but they were never really dead. i was just crazy.

i think i could expand on this and make a pretty good horror movie.
fuck, i just grossed myself out recapping it.

heeeeee!

i knew i wasn't alone in thinking suri-san cruise-oshi was totally asian.

this is from the gallery of the absurd (link above). only go there when you have a couple of hours of free time, otherwise you'll get fired from your job.

i just puked in my mouth a little

seriously, my boner from hilton in da cuffs is totally gone now. can someone explain these please? they've now seared themselves into my brain, and will probably only resurface when i'm having sex, and that can't be good. i'd rather picture my naked grandfather.