LOST IN BAY STATION. PROGNOSIS: SUCCESS

best weekend ever. more to come, here's just a few pics to get 'er goin'.

START TIME: 2PM SHARP. at that big rock behind bay station subway. 36 people showed up. me and lisa show up, and delegate teams. aaaaaaaaaaaaand GO BITCHEZ!!! everyone finds their clue and their off to....


3pm, DUKE OF GLOUCESTER. amanda and greg are there to man the jukebox, and teams are given lyrics and told to play the song on the jukebox once they figure it out. whilst drinking. a LOT. we gave points for drink receipts, which resulted in an awesome upset at the end. team blue pulls ahead super early, giving yours truly seven ulcers to try to set up the next station.

3:30ish: CHRISTIE PITTS. two very pregnant friends, holly and stacey, man the mini olympics, where apparently the most sexalicious display of jump rope took place. sorry i missed it, dirk.

4:30: CADILLAC LOUNGE! me and lisa watch the teams race in from the bar across the street, probably actually having as much (if not more) fun than the sweat soaked racers. we make our cameo appearance, open up some flaccid chocolate bars (thanks, jerkstores) and make the teams chill out for about an hour before WORLD CUPS! cupstacking, yo....

6:15: TED'S COLLISION, WHERE TEAM RED RED RED RED RED PULLS AHEAD! me and lisa host everyone's favorite "to the bar and back' high low card game. unfortch, sandon crashes and burns, resulting in team blue pulling ahead...again.....

7:00: HIGHWAY TO THE GRANGER ZONE: lisa's house, for a guitar hero showdown.....teams have the option to buy beer for a buck, and get receipts, and then off to the final destination, big surprise, wait for it....

8:00: THE DUKE OF YORK! we sit on the patio, announce winners (team blue wins, team green gets second, on account of SEVENTY EFFING DRINK TICKETS!) and third is team red.

highlights: team pink, yo. those cheatin' sonz o bitches were everyone's favorite team to hate. team green, taking a MOTHERFUCKIN' LIMOSINE TO GRANGE PLACE?!? LOLZ. and seeing my friends drunker than i've ever seen 'em. mission totes accomplished.