motherfuckin' squids

scary. look at the guy they just found. it's kinda gross, and he's kinda dead, but you get the idea. this is the collosal squid. at least 10 metres longer than his cuz the giant squid. and apparently more aggressive. they've found dead sperm whales washed ashore that have been mauled by this badass. AAAAAND, the kicker. they hang out close to the water's surface (unlike giant squids) in the antarctica. AAAAAAAAAAND the melting of the polar ice caps is moving them south. no more kayaking in lake ontario kiddies. (i may or may not have made that last part up. whatevs.)

then there's this little god contradictor. atta boy. fish with hands. anti-darwinists who challenge his theories based on the supposed 'missing link' are barking up the wrong tree with the sasquatch/yeti idea. FISH WITH HANDS! FISH WITH HANDS! they caught this guy in paraguay, and it's called a knifenose chimera. so these fisherwhores catch it, set it on the ground and it decides it doesn't like being caught, gets up and walks back into the water. ahahahhaha lol lol lol lol. take that, popa benedictzao.

smallville. i don't remember much of it from last night, but i know it musta been good enough to merit two bottles of delicious red wine. i think that clarke found out about lex n' lana, and then had to save lex's life or something. AWKWARD. chloe didn't hack into the department of national defence to see if iraq had weapons of mass destruction, so i was a little dissappointed with that.

still sick.