blorlak down! blorlak down!

once again, i flew too close to the sun. i threw my back out. err, my neck (?) but it's now extended down my spine. this happened last year, and it ended up being west nile (LOL!!) now i know you must have questions..i'll do my best...



Q: WTF?! you had west nile? why didn't *i* know about it?


A: good question, rummy. only 4 or 5 people knew about it. plus, how do you work the 'nile' into ordinary conversation? "hey jill, can you pass the ketch..." "YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD, I HAVE WEST NILE, Y'KNOW!!!"


Q: hmm...i'm skeptical. you seemed fine all summer, you never broke your drinking stride as far as i saw....?


A: Correct you are! i "push through"...i am seriously under the impression that drinking has cured what ails me faster than succumbing and staying home...(it probs causes it too. LOLZ)


Q: Hey, wait a minute...isn't west nile touted by Health Canada as a killer? what makes you so herculean?


A: Health Canada (and the WHO, as far as i'm concerned) are fear mongerers who are trying to scare people into hiding indoors and slathering themselves with antibacterial lotion all day. The people who get sick from these things are either really old/young, or have pre-existing health problems. i.e. SAAAAAAAARS. i got mildly ill and a sore back. the effing spinal tap was the worst thing...


Q: ok that eplains a lot....hey wait...is west nile contagious?????


A: um....uh...


Q: but you hung out with all of us, and took drinks from our beerz! OMFG...


A: This interview is over. no further questions.