Saturday, November 18, 2006

things i hate. part 1 of 3333333333333333333333

The Sylvan Learning Center commercials.
these make me believe in myself. you know the kid with the ted koppel haircut (i couldn't find a picture of him) struggles with school, but he REALLY REALLY wants to do well. he finally goes to sylvan, and now, he's able to: read ghost stories to his friends, get 'excellent' on his papers, get a girlfriend, all whilst maintaining his lucious ted koppel locks. OH OH and the one where he puts his 'excellent' paper on a skateboard and rolls it towards his mother. and his mother goes "NOW, I TOLD YOU NO SKATEBOARDING IN THE......" then she sees the test. picks it up. a single tear falls. the child looks on proudly. i'm gonna go punch someone in the neck now.

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