what rhymes with gerbil...?

verbal. herbal. no. no hilarity potential there. the expanding discolored mole on my back is funnier than that shit. ha. cancer. i need a new schtick. i've long since run out of mileage on squirrel.

my brother has a pig. he purchased a miniature pot-bellied pig from some scheister farmer in the states. i say scheister cuz i think he just bought a plain ol' pig. the thing has doubled in size every time i see him.
<----------this is jamal. this pigger's got an attitude. don't fuck with him. this is jamal when he was a baby. he's a teenager now. he's stealing cars and listening to heavy metal devil-worshipping music. he's also sassing and cutting classes to smoke marijuana cigarettes. Before you know it, he'll be in the slammer with a tear drop tattoo.

a weekend of southpark, SILENT HILL (totes don't bother), drinking tequila with random strangers, enduring the drake on a saturday night, a too-crowded, anxiety-inducing country day at graffitis, and spring cleaning has left me hazy, lazy, unhealthy, unproductive, but happy. i'm probably just still drunk.

i'm out.