so far...

CANADA'S NEXT TOP MODEL SUCKS THE BAG. this show had so much potential. yet, they chose a bunch of stupid sluts, and seems to be on a smaller budget than 'the littlest hobo'. ha ha. okay. i'll give it another week, then i'm gonna karate kick my television in the neck.

man, this show is awkward and boring. like canada.

i just heard one whore say same something radical, though
"i'm bigger than newmarket..."
LOLZ. nice

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!

so i was real late for trivia tonight. my (second) fav episode of star trek: tng was on. THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!! you know, the one where the cardacians (sp?) kidnap and torture picard. it got me thinking that this is one of the best tv shows of all time. but only under SIRTain SIRcumstances hahah i am so funny.
the show must be centered on the stories of the following three awesomology characters:

CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD: who cares that he has a french name and an english accent?? this dude is the shiz, yo. apart from being the sexiest bald dude ever, every episode that focuses on him (which are few and far between) is totes awes. he has to endure the most crazy shit: becoming a borg (loceutis...sp?) having to deal with q, who is strangely fascinated with him (understandably), and any plot that has him reliving his lost youth/loves. mmmm...loves a man in uniform, yo.



Q. just...Q.

awesome awesome awesome. every single show with this omnipitent slut in it is epic and holy shit television. i don't really need to say much more, than this bitch can stop time, turn beverly crusher into a barking dog, and randomly cause the end of time as we know it. HOTTTT.






AAAAAAAAAAAAND, bringing up the rear is lieutenant barkley. also awesomeness. does anyone know that this is murdoch from a-team? he's pretty much (aside from the preceding two) the best actor on this show. and he made it sooo much better. he was brought in when they started producing crazy big-budget cliffhanger episodes...you know, the two-parters that they really couldn't afford and caused the eventual demise of roddenbury himself. yeah i made that up. barkley ruled and every episode he was in rawked so much.




every other character pretty much sucks, and i consider a supporting cast. gawd, data we know you wanna be human boring slut. and i hate those motherfucking holideck episodes where they go back to "our time" and solve sherlock holmes episodes. and rykker...don't even get me started.

i'm out. i found it important to justify why i was late for trivia (we won by the way...four weeks in a row....)

PBF FOREVER

go to this website. lolz rotflcopter


wazoooo

something you didn't know, but really should...

011100110110000101101110011001000111011101101000011010010110001101101000 is 'SANDWICH' in binary.

i'll leave you with that, rummies.

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yet again, i had a better weekend than you. but i found out someone had been ripping off my A-material yet again......WTF?!?
i think everyone should have a few stories up their sleeves to wow everyone with. of course they have to be true, but you should hone them and become a fucking master of your story...adding suspense and intrigue at the right times with your voice intonations and by perfecting your impersonations of others who appear in your story. i have two of these. (probably more, but two rather excellent ones.)

i'll tell you one now.

when i was 16, i did acid for the first (and only) time in my life. i thought it'd be a radical idea to do it during our school trip to see "joseph and the technicolor raincoat". i am so fucking ridiculously smart, eh? anyways, long story short (i ain't none too good at telling my awesome story on the interweb...) i had an aisle seat. and at one point during the play, a bunch of children are supposed to run down the middle of the aisle and up onto the stage.

yeah. i ran with them. i thought i was supposed to. i end up on stage, with some strange looks from the regular cast, and realized something was horribly, horribly wrong. so i hid behind a curtain whilst my acid was peaking..for the rest of the play.

YEAH, bloody good story, right? my friend *S* says to me last week, "OMG LOLZ, DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO *C* WHEN SHE WAS 16?????"

rage. BLORLAK SMASHHHH. get yer own damn stories, potsy.

totes zods

so remember superman II? with the three zods? they're totally zodding it up on smallville right now, and SOOO much better than uh, general...zod ? could have ever done.

this zod is a terminator 3 metal god zod that has knives for hands n' shit. sweet. all you naysayers ... you know who you are...the people that fail to call me back after i tell you i'm watching smallville? the people who laugh uncomfortably and way "uh, i gotta go over there" and then stand approximately seven feet away from me poste haste??? i'll show you. I'LL SHOW EVERYONE. this series is the best. ever.

it's funny. i think the reason i like it so much is because i could write the whole damn thing. with ease. i know what's coming up in the plot.

leads me to believe. i like what's easy.

edited to add: no more drunk blogging. i guess this is a lesson all you pros learned awhile ago, eh?

zinc lozenges

<---------- this made my day. i found this scrawled on a library book. can you not picture the bored, frustrated hoser who's been trying to perfect his rendition of the metallica logo? awesomeology. rock on brother. you're THIIIS close! i'm hiding right now. i'm pretending i'm on a serious call. there's a baby in the office. you know that seinfeld episode 'YOU GOTTA SEE THE BAAAAAABYYYY..' we got an office like that. i got called 'wretched' by the boss's wife because of my less than maternal instinct towards children. i will eat your children for that. oh wait...

oh, and the happy birthday thing the day of awkward small talk and cake eating and the boss asking 'what's the most important thing you've learned in your last year of life?' well, boss, i'd have to say i've learned that it's important to crush the roofies thouroughly before slipping them into drinks. that, or just use chloroform the old fashion way. a girl's got NEEDS, yo.

they want to organize a company summer outing. it will probably be something involving the wearing of shorts. shudder. my colleague (ha!) suggested paintball and i think that is rad. i think we should do it in regent park whilst drinking jack daniels from paper bags. whilst yelling racial slurs. may the best man win.

lates

somewhere north of awesome.

i had a better weekend than you.
a 9 out of 10.

more later. head hurts.