i
flew
too
close
to
the
sun.




yet again, i had a better weekend than you. but i found out someone had been ripping off my A-material yet again......WTF?!?
i think everyone should have a few stories up their sleeves to wow everyone with. of course they have to be true, but you should hone them and become a fucking master of your story...adding suspense and intrigue at the right times with your voice intonations and by perfecting your impersonations of others who appear in your story. i have two of these. (probably more, but two rather excellent ones.)

i'll tell you one now.

when i was 16, i did acid for the first (and only) time in my life. i thought it'd be a radical idea to do it during our school trip to see "joseph and the technicolor raincoat". i am so fucking ridiculously smart, eh? anyways, long story short (i ain't none too good at telling my awesome story on the interweb...) i had an aisle seat. and at one point during the play, a bunch of children are supposed to run down the middle of the aisle and up onto the stage.

yeah. i ran with them. i thought i was supposed to. i end up on stage, with some strange looks from the regular cast, and realized something was horribly, horribly wrong. so i hid behind a curtain whilst my acid was peaking..for the rest of the play.

YEAH, bloody good story, right? my friend *S* says to me last week, "OMG LOLZ, DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO *C* WHEN SHE WAS 16?????"

rage. BLORLAK SMASHHHH. get yer own damn stories, potsy.