the show must be centered on the stories of the following three awesomology characters:
CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD: who cares that he has a french name and an english accent?? this dude is the shiz, yo. apart from being the sexiest bald dude ever, every episode that focuses on him (which are few and far between) is totes awes. he has to endure the most crazy shit: becoming a borg (loceutis...sp?) having to deal with q, who is strangely fascinated with him (understandably), and any plot that has him reliving his lost youth/loves. mmmm...loves a man in uniform, yo.
Q. just...Q.awesome awesome awesome. every single show with this omnipitent slut in it is epic and holy shit television. i don't really need to say much more, than this bitch can stop time, turn beverly crusher into a barking dog, and randomly cause the end of time as we know it. HOTTTT.
AAAAAAAAAAAAND, bringing up the rear is lieutenant barkley. also awesomeness. does anyone know that this is murdoch from a-team? he's pretty much (aside from the preceding two) the best actor on this show. and he made it sooo much better. he was brought in when they started producing crazy big-budget cliffhanger episodes...you know, the two-parters that they really couldn't afford and caused the eventual demise of roddenbury himself. yeah i made that up. barkley ruled and every episode he was in rawked so much.every other character pretty much sucks, and i consider a supporting cast. gawd, data we know you wanna be human boring slut. and i hate those motherfucking holideck episodes where they go back to "our time" and solve sherlock holmes episodes. and rykker...don't even get me started.
i'm out. i found it important to justify why i was late for trivia (we won by the way...four weeks in a row....)
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you, however, are reading it...oh snapz!
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